Drag King Bar Lyrics

Drag King Bar
well I was bored with the l****** scene
I told myself I gotta find another thing
so I strapped on my boots
and I walked down the street
and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b.
(drag king bar, that is)
when I walked in at quarter to eight
well I thought that I might be straight
at the drag kind bar last night
it's unlike me to look at boys
when the girls are packing toys
I can dig that scene all right

then across the bar
he played the air guitar
and mouthed those words real s**y
it was then that I surely knew
that this one would be a two
if I played my cards just right
well I was drunk and I was bored
and he was cute so I was lured
at the drag king bar last night
where all the boys are really girls
and the f*** whip out their pearls
at the drag king bar last night

then at a quarter to ten
he scoped me again
and drank his beer so s**y
it was then that I surely knew
that this one would be a two
by the end of the night tonight
then he used the line that works everytime
he said hey is this seat taken?
I said no he said let's go
I said where I don't care
I'm a scorpio
take me home right now

then at a quarter to twelve
as I began to delve
into that drag king last night
well my thoughts were so strange
boy my luck sure had changed
I was queen to the king last night