[available at "Rock and Soul" in NYC]
[Chorus:]
I shoulda worn a rubber, before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic
[Big L]
Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard
I went to the phone booth with my callin card
And called up Joel, yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib, yo mother f*** a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The b**** came, but one problem, she brought a friend
You know I'm not a rude brother yo,
But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho.
So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin it
She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't f*** wit a sleazy ho
Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show
I was crackin s** jokes, tryin to get the p****
And this b**** was kickin scripts beatin round the bush
Talkin bout rhyme for me L man f*** rhyming
Cause my d***, is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to d*** tease,
Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to tell a b**** leave."
Ayyo my game started f***** wit her head soon
Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe
And that b**** burnt me like a gamma ray
I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox
Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea,
Yo, I'ma kill that b****, the next time that I see her
[Chorus x2]
One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside
b**pin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on max, and b**ped my s*** on the corner
I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell
She was mad point-blank, she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"
"I gotta man," "I ain't ask you that."
She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich,
You won't be able to switch, I said, "f*** you b****."
Another girl walked by, I called her
"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"
Ayyo, game I kicked well,
I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L
I was looking smooth with the jewelry
She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see."
Ayyo, my pockets were extra thick,
"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick."
Yeah, I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel.
And when it comes to this I'ma a professor
I didn't molest her I caressed her, undressed her then s**ed her
But I must be getting older
Cause I didn't put a helmet on my mother f****** soldier
I started stickin up quick
And the next time I took a p***,
a m*********** flame shot out my d***
[Chorus x4]
[Big L & Lord Finesse talk until fade]
[Chorus:]
I shoulda worn a rubber, before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic
[Big L]
Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard
I went to the phone booth with my callin card
And called up Joel, yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib, yo mother f*** a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The b**** came, but one problem, she brought a friend
You know I'm not a rude brother yo,
But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho.
So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin it
She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't f*** wit a sleazy ho
Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show
I was crackin s** jokes, tryin to get the p****
And this b**** was kickin scripts beatin round the bush
Talkin bout rhyme for me L man f*** rhyming
Cause my d***, is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to d*** tease,
Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to tell a b**** leave."
Ayyo my game started f***** wit her head soon
Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe
And that b**** burnt me like a gamma ray
I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox
Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea,
Yo, I'ma kill that b****, the next time that I see her
[Chorus x2]
One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside
b**pin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on max, and b**ped my s*** on the corner
I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell
She was mad point-blank, she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"
"I gotta man," "I ain't ask you that."
She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich,
You won't be able to switch, I said, "f*** you b****."
Another girl walked by, I called her
"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"
Ayyo, game I kicked well,
I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L
I was looking smooth with the jewelry
She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see."
Ayyo, my pockets were extra thick,
"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick."
Yeah, I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel.
And when it comes to this I'ma a professor
I didn't molest her I caressed her, undressed her then s**ed her
But I must be getting older
Cause I didn't put a helmet on my mother f****** soldier
I started stickin up quick
And the next time I took a p***,
a m*********** flame shot out my d***
[Chorus x4]
[Big L & Lord Finesse talk until fade]