well here it goes
you all listen up here now
cause this here is a tale here uh
really needs to be told
cause americans we truly believe in this
howdy folks this is the skatanic rednecks
I'm the skatanic mechanic
I'm hank roller and this here is the
skatanic mechanic
please keep those hands and arms and p***** inside the train
and remain seated at all times
now then
hang on to them hats and glasses
cause this here is the wildest f****** ride in the wilderness
you d*** kids get off of that tractor right now
get out of that f****** tomato patch you little s****
we're from the backwoods of huntington beach and uh
this is a tale that needs to be told
cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness
I used to have a favorite blanket when I was a babe
I next picked up a cigarette at twelve years of age
then alcohol and marijuana
gave me the security that I wanted
but the novelty wore off
I was alone and afraid
but now I find my favorite fix
comes from the company of a chick
and I don't care about her height her weight or her bra size
I don't give a s*** if she can cook on the griddle
as long as she's got a p**** in the middle
and an a****** to match
I don't mind if she works in a sweat shop in china
as long as she's got a steaming hot v*****
how I worship that s*****
and I don't care what you want to call it
a m*** or a bare taco with nothing on it
I'm still in love
I'm so in love
and I don't necessarily care
but they're better when they don't have any hair
what's up with that tumbleweed
if theres grass on the field mow it
you know I always said before you get your wagon on the trail you need to clear the bush
if you need a chainsaw to clear it
don't go near it
you get off of that f****** tractor
how's that you guys
oh are we rolling
you all listen up here now
cause this here is a tale here uh
really needs to be told
cause americans we truly believe in this
howdy folks this is the skatanic rednecks
I'm the skatanic mechanic
I'm hank roller and this here is the
skatanic mechanic
please keep those hands and arms and p***** inside the train
and remain seated at all times
now then
hang on to them hats and glasses
cause this here is the wildest f****** ride in the wilderness
you d*** kids get off of that tractor right now
get out of that f****** tomato patch you little s****
we're from the backwoods of huntington beach and uh
this is a tale that needs to be told
cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness
I used to have a favorite blanket when I was a babe
I next picked up a cigarette at twelve years of age
then alcohol and marijuana
gave me the security that I wanted
but the novelty wore off
I was alone and afraid
but now I find my favorite fix
comes from the company of a chick
and I don't care about her height her weight or her bra size
I don't give a s*** if she can cook on the griddle
as long as she's got a p**** in the middle
and an a****** to match
I don't mind if she works in a sweat shop in china
as long as she's got a steaming hot v*****
how I worship that s*****
and I don't care what you want to call it
a m*** or a bare taco with nothing on it
I'm still in love
I'm so in love
and I don't necessarily care
but they're better when they don't have any hair
what's up with that tumbleweed
if theres grass on the field mow it
you know I always said before you get your wagon on the trail you need to clear the bush
if you need a chainsaw to clear it
don't go near it
you get off of that f****** tractor
how's that you guys
oh are we rolling