Once in a time of fear
There was a man who wielded beer
Every lass that came to him
Her heart he stole and made it his
But that was not enough to have
he wanted that which haunted him
He set off on a wolf-like quest
To find that perfect forest wench
In the forest of the Northern land
where maidens dwell to take my hand
In the darkness of the gloomy trench
that's where I'll find my fiery wench x2
Oh forest wench, Eden's stench
Oh my thirst she'll quench
Oh lady wench, tell me whence
Axe of mine you'll clench
He came across a lonesome lass
She wielded swords and a broken axe
That's when she whispered in his ear
"Tonight you'll ride, or die my dear"
She took an oath and swore by it
He proudly wore the seal of Freyr
A Bottle of spice and five coins later
She showed him Eden, the instigator
There was a man who wielded beer
Every lass that came to him
Her heart he stole and made it his
But that was not enough to have
he wanted that which haunted him
He set off on a wolf-like quest
To find that perfect forest wench
In the forest of the Northern land
where maidens dwell to take my hand
In the darkness of the gloomy trench
that's where I'll find my fiery wench x2
Oh forest wench, Eden's stench
Oh my thirst she'll quench
Oh lady wench, tell me whence
Axe of mine you'll clench
He came across a lonesome lass
She wielded swords and a broken axe
That's when she whispered in his ear
"Tonight you'll ride, or die my dear"
She took an oath and swore by it
He proudly wore the seal of Freyr
A Bottle of spice and five coins later
She showed him Eden, the instigator