Well i went down to Mos Eisley for a converter
Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
But then i saw that there Cantina
I'll go in for an Orangia
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
Well i walked through the door and the music stopped
All manner of man and beast were staring at me
Seems just one week before
Their Twi-Lex slave girl walked out the door
And i guess i was the next best thing they'd seen
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it dont mean you're weak
Cause you turned the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
Old Hammerhead, he fixed his mind to screw me
Whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar
My a*** he destroyed and now i got me hemorrhoids
They had to wrench him off my nuts with a Gaffi bar
I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
I'd have never guessed that pirate was a h***
I woke up next to Chewbacca I was smeared in Wookie Caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it dont mean you're weak
Cause you turned the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
Old Salacious Crumb's so small ya can't detect him
Before i knew it he shoved himself straight in my r*****
And then, just to be heinous he screamed real loud out of my a***
Now i got an a*** car alarm and i can't disconnect 'em
Oh Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker 'till it wasn't so teenie
He took me into Jabba's hut. He stared intently at my b***
And he oo-ta-too-ta'd me with me Zucchini
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it dont mean you're weak
Cause you turned the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
Take it away boys!
Well a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you"
I said "sorry". He said "I dont like ya neither ya better watch yourself"
And then some old dude who taught Vader chopped his arm off with a saber
But later made for one red hot a*** invader...ow!
I was broken on the floor beat to a stooper
But then i was saved! There at the door were 10 Stormtroopers
But then my hopes faded away. I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
And they each took turns stormtrooping me in the p***er
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it dont mean you're weak
Cause you turned the other cheek
Which is why i still go there every week
Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
But then i saw that there Cantina
I'll go in for an Orangia
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
Well i walked through the door and the music stopped
All manner of man and beast were staring at me
Seems just one week before
Their Twi-Lex slave girl walked out the door
And i guess i was the next best thing they'd seen
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it dont mean you're weak
Cause you turned the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
Old Hammerhead, he fixed his mind to screw me
Whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar
My a*** he destroyed and now i got me hemorrhoids
They had to wrench him off my nuts with a Gaffi bar
I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
I'd have never guessed that pirate was a h***
I woke up next to Chewbacca I was smeared in Wookie Caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it dont mean you're weak
Cause you turned the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
Old Salacious Crumb's so small ya can't detect him
Before i knew it he shoved himself straight in my r*****
And then, just to be heinous he screamed real loud out of my a***
Now i got an a*** car alarm and i can't disconnect 'em
Oh Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker 'till it wasn't so teenie
He took me into Jabba's hut. He stared intently at my b***
And he oo-ta-too-ta'd me with me Zucchini
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it dont mean you're weak
Cause you turned the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
Take it away boys!
Well a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you"
I said "sorry". He said "I dont like ya neither ya better watch yourself"
And then some old dude who taught Vader chopped his arm off with a saber
But later made for one red hot a*** invader...ow!
I was broken on the floor beat to a stooper
But then i was saved! There at the door were 10 Stormtroopers
But then my hopes faded away. I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
And they each took turns stormtrooping me in the p***er
I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it dont mean you're weak
Cause you turned the other cheek
Which is why i still go there every week