Unbalanced Lyrics

I happened to say to a friend of mine
That if I were one of the men
Who flew jets for the US airforce
I would crash them all
Flat to the ground
Just to prove that they could be crashed
So with a sardonic smile
He said I was unbalanced
I happened to say to a friend of mine
That if I was the man
Who walked across Niagara Falls on a tight rope
I would have fallen off half way across
Just to prove that I could fall off

So with a sardonic smile
He said I was unbalanced