Always same nag at home, the woman is shouting i pick up the phone
i said; old mate get me a cab, take me to Tony's, a lager i grab
Cheers Boys, drink it all up
fill up your glasses we will never stop
get drunk, do what you want
go and get p***** and act like a punk
Scabby Sue, a hooker for two
she'll f*** you for nothing i tell you it's true
she is ugly as hell, give her a penny and you hear the bell
Cheers Boys, drink it all up....
Nasty, nasty ol' Jack, he hit you at once if you turn him your back
you did it, and all turned to black
jump up at once and go to attack
Cheers Boys, drink it all up....
Kick boys, screw all the chicks, act like a man and show them your d***s
Rape them, if they refuse
give them your hard on and drink up the booze
Cheers Boys, drink it all up....
i said; old mate get me a cab, take me to Tony's, a lager i grab
Cheers Boys, drink it all up
fill up your glasses we will never stop
get drunk, do what you want
go and get p***** and act like a punk
Scabby Sue, a hooker for two
she'll f*** you for nothing i tell you it's true
she is ugly as hell, give her a penny and you hear the bell
Cheers Boys, drink it all up....
Nasty, nasty ol' Jack, he hit you at once if you turn him your back
you did it, and all turned to black
jump up at once and go to attack
Cheers Boys, drink it all up....
Kick boys, screw all the chicks, act like a man and show them your d***s
Rape them, if they refuse
give them your hard on and drink up the booze
Cheers Boys, drink it all up....