I f***** this girl in Talahassee,
Doggie style so i named her Lassie.
Came on her, florida state clothes,
filled up all her s**** holes.
f***** this girl from purdue,
came in her hair, f***** up her doo.
She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,
her p**** got hotter than a boiler maker.
Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,
f***** up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge.
dropped her off at LSU
smoked all her weed, drank all her brew.
f***** George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,
Rode that a** just like a Lexus.
f***** her again in ft. worth
stuck my d*** in her p**** and I started to surf.
(CHORUS)
Colt 45, Afroman,
Tryin to get all the p**** that I can.
To the cross country in my Afro van,
SMOKIN WEED
2X
I priced this hooker in Ohio
I said, b****, you too high Ho.
I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,
f***** her in the back of my 83 Caddy
Broker as hell smokin Newport singles,
Came in her a** and said "f*** the Bengals"
(afroman rant)
SMOKIN WEED!
Smokin weed, State-to-State
beer and munchies got me gaining weight.
Missionary style in chilla coffee
little mamma said, "would you please get off me"
beatutiful girl, Iowa City,
Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat t***y.
She sucked my d***, while she held my thighs,
I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes".
My d*** went BOING in Des Moines,
Going going go-Buckaw!
SMOKIN WEED!
(CHORUS 2x)
Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma,
Buffalo, Puff-alo,
Fort Smith, Fort Spliff
Smokin weed
Starkville, Sparks-ville
Huntsville, Blunts-ville
Mississippi, Missi-hippie
Alabama, Ala-grama
Hattysburg, Hattys-herb
Burmingham, Burning-ham
Smokin weed
North Dakota, North De Quota
South Dakota, South De Quota
I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...
SMOKIN WEED
(CHORUS 2x)
Doggie style so i named her Lassie.
Came on her, florida state clothes,
filled up all her s**** holes.
f***** this girl from purdue,
came in her hair, f***** up her doo.
She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,
her p**** got hotter than a boiler maker.
Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,
f***** up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge.
dropped her off at LSU
smoked all her weed, drank all her brew.
f***** George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,
Rode that a** just like a Lexus.
f***** her again in ft. worth
stuck my d*** in her p**** and I started to surf.
(CHORUS)
Colt 45, Afroman,
Tryin to get all the p**** that I can.
To the cross country in my Afro van,
SMOKIN WEED
2X
I priced this hooker in Ohio
I said, b****, you too high Ho.
I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,
f***** her in the back of my 83 Caddy
Broker as hell smokin Newport singles,
Came in her a** and said "f*** the Bengals"
(afroman rant)
SMOKIN WEED!
Smokin weed, State-to-State
beer and munchies got me gaining weight.
Missionary style in chilla coffee
little mamma said, "would you please get off me"
beatutiful girl, Iowa City,
Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat t***y.
She sucked my d***, while she held my thighs,
I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes".
My d*** went BOING in Des Moines,
Going going go-Buckaw!
SMOKIN WEED!
(CHORUS 2x)
Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma,
Buffalo, Puff-alo,
Fort Smith, Fort Spliff
Smokin weed
Starkville, Sparks-ville
Huntsville, Blunts-ville
Mississippi, Missi-hippie
Alabama, Ala-grama
Hattysburg, Hattys-herb
Burmingham, Burning-ham
Smokin weed
North Dakota, North De Quota
South Dakota, South De Quota
I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...
SMOKIN WEED
(CHORUS 2x)