[Chorus:]
Afromans pimpin Pennsylvania.
If you don't know how to suck, I'll train ya.
Flyin down the 76 like a 76er.
Between the turn table keep the Colt 45 in the mixer.)
Chillin With My girl in Pittsburgh
f***** her t*** whiles I hit the herb
f****** her friend in State College.
No degree, just ghetto knowledge
She's from Penn State
I'm from the State penn
I'm afro m*****f***** M A N
Getting licked by a girl in Lancaster.
Leavin her face a complete disaster
Pots Town, Weeds Ville.
Pennsylvania getin high for real
Betty with the Gettysburg Address
I raised her dress and left a mess
This girl from Altoona
I opened her legs, it was all tuna
I met this girl from Clearfield
When the coast was clear, I f***** her in the field
[Repeat Chorus:]
Just up in the city of brotherly love.
What a bunch of f*****s
I'm just playin d***
You know I like Randall Cunningham
Dr. J, Charles Barkley,
Iverson, I ain't done
The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff
Schooly D, smokin blunts to death
So Dr. J, f*** that J
Roll me a Philly for the city of Philly
We used to be boys but we turned them in with the munchies
Eatin Philly Cheese steak again
Who's that smoking by the liberty Bell?
It's Afroman from East Palmdale
Signing the declaration of independence from our dependence.
[Repeat Chorus:]
Lauren, from the city of Warren told me I was boring
I pimp slapped Lauren now I got Lauren out there w****n
Met this girl form Grove City, as I drove, she flashed her t******
I dropped her off in Clarion, Slapped her on her a**, said carry on
Took my hoes to Johnstown, they jumped out the car, sucked the Johns down
f***** this girl, form Kittaning, while she was in the backyard tanning.
Met this girl form Chevy Chase Heights, my d*** takes frequent flights in her p**** and around the globe.
Back to Latrobe, f***** in a Ford Probe
[Repeat Chorus:]
Winter time, feeling leery, van broke down right by Lake Erie
Met a little girl in Mill Creek, put my cold hand on her warm b*** cheek
Got a motel up 79, turned on the heat and everything was fine
My van got (indc) in Quarry
While I f***** the receptionist Laurie
Did a show that night in t**usville
Afro is the tightest and that's for real
I know why the call it Oil City,
All the women like oil on their t***ys
I met a new girl in New Castle
Nothin feels better than a brand new a******
Virgin girl, from St. Marry,
Afroman poppin that cherry.
Summer, from Somerset
In the wintertime she's still wet
I met a rich lady in Buter,
I said, I'm Afroman, your new butler
Afromans pimpin Pennsylvania.
If you don't know how to suck, I'll train ya.
Flyin down the 76 like a 76er.
Between the turn table keep the Colt 45 in the mixer.)
Chillin With My girl in Pittsburgh
f***** her t*** whiles I hit the herb
f****** her friend in State College.
No degree, just ghetto knowledge
She's from Penn State
I'm from the State penn
I'm afro m*****f***** M A N
Getting licked by a girl in Lancaster.
Leavin her face a complete disaster
Pots Town, Weeds Ville.
Pennsylvania getin high for real
Betty with the Gettysburg Address
I raised her dress and left a mess
This girl from Altoona
I opened her legs, it was all tuna
I met this girl from Clearfield
When the coast was clear, I f***** her in the field
[Repeat Chorus:]
Just up in the city of brotherly love.
What a bunch of f*****s
I'm just playin d***
You know I like Randall Cunningham
Dr. J, Charles Barkley,
Iverson, I ain't done
The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff
Schooly D, smokin blunts to death
So Dr. J, f*** that J
Roll me a Philly for the city of Philly
We used to be boys but we turned them in with the munchies
Eatin Philly Cheese steak again
Who's that smoking by the liberty Bell?
It's Afroman from East Palmdale
Signing the declaration of independence from our dependence.
[Repeat Chorus:]
Lauren, from the city of Warren told me I was boring
I pimp slapped Lauren now I got Lauren out there w****n
Met this girl form Grove City, as I drove, she flashed her t******
I dropped her off in Clarion, Slapped her on her a**, said carry on
Took my hoes to Johnstown, they jumped out the car, sucked the Johns down
f***** this girl, form Kittaning, while she was in the backyard tanning.
Met this girl form Chevy Chase Heights, my d*** takes frequent flights in her p**** and around the globe.
Back to Latrobe, f***** in a Ford Probe
[Repeat Chorus:]
Winter time, feeling leery, van broke down right by Lake Erie
Met a little girl in Mill Creek, put my cold hand on her warm b*** cheek
Got a motel up 79, turned on the heat and everything was fine
My van got (indc) in Quarry
While I f***** the receptionist Laurie
Did a show that night in t**usville
Afro is the tightest and that's for real
I know why the call it Oil City,
All the women like oil on their t***ys
I met a new girl in New Castle
Nothin feels better than a brand new a******
Virgin girl, from St. Marry,
Afroman poppin that cherry.
Summer, from Somerset
In the wintertime she's still wet
I met a rich lady in Buter,
I said, I'm Afroman, your new butler