Wait a minute man
'ey check this out man (tell it)
It was this blind man right? (This this man check it)
It was this blind man right?
N he was feelin his way down the street with this sick right?(Yeah)
Ey he walked past this fish market ya know what i'm sayin(Fish market)
He stopped he took a deep breath n he said
(breathin in) Whoa! Good morning ladies.
(Laughing in background)
You like that s*** man?(That was pretty good)
Ey man i got a gang o' dat s*** man
Hey Ill tell ya what
My man on tha gutair
You on the drums
ey ey yall gather round the mic
ill tell you all my m********** jokes i got man
First I'mma start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy!
C'mon!
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on datin' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will
well it was just sun down
in a small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale..(hell)
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan (jan)
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we f***** on the bed
f***** on the floor
f***** so long
i grew a f*****' afro
then i f***** to the left
f***** to the right
she sucked my d***
til the s*** turned white
i thought to myself
sheeba, sheeba!
got my a**s lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the m********** whooped my a** all night
but i ain't mad
at her prejudice dad
that's the best dam p**** i eva had
gotta bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i'm gonna f***** that b****
just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on datin' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will
i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but d*** she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whooped out a d*** that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i f***** her once, i f***** her twice
i ate that p**** like shrimp-fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
had a big b*** and big t****** too
so i hopped in her a** like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her a** and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"
lips was breakfast
p**** was lunch
then her t****** busted open with hawaiian punch
met Kernal Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken
if you'd just f*** me
I came in her mouth
it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong...
(fades out.)
'ey check this out man (tell it)
It was this blind man right? (This this man check it)
It was this blind man right?
N he was feelin his way down the street with this sick right?(Yeah)
Ey he walked past this fish market ya know what i'm sayin(Fish market)
He stopped he took a deep breath n he said
(breathin in) Whoa! Good morning ladies.
(Laughing in background)
You like that s*** man?(That was pretty good)
Ey man i got a gang o' dat s*** man
Hey Ill tell ya what
My man on tha gutair
You on the drums
ey ey yall gather round the mic
ill tell you all my m********** jokes i got man
First I'mma start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy!
C'mon!
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on datin' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will
well it was just sun down
in a small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale..(hell)
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan (jan)
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we f***** on the bed
f***** on the floor
f***** so long
i grew a f*****' afro
then i f***** to the left
f***** to the right
she sucked my d***
til the s*** turned white
i thought to myself
sheeba, sheeba!
got my a**s lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the m********** whooped my a** all night
but i ain't mad
at her prejudice dad
that's the best dam p**** i eva had
gotta bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i'm gonna f***** that b****
just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on datin' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will
i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but d*** she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whooped out a d*** that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i f***** her once, i f***** her twice
i ate that p**** like shrimp-fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
had a big b*** and big t****** too
so i hopped in her a** like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her a** and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"
lips was breakfast
p**** was lunch
then her t****** busted open with hawaiian punch
met Kernal Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken
if you'd just f*** me
I came in her mouth
it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong...
(fades out.)