Dress Well, Drink Heavily Lyrics

I grew up in basements and garages
my grandma had to work two jobs
Some people said that I was garbage
but I never begged and I never robbed
It took a long time for me
to learn what Grandma used to say
You pay your own bills boy
you can live your life your own way

Dress well!
Drink Heavily!
There"s not much time left
for drunken revelry

Dress well!
Drink Heavily!
We"re younger now
than we"re ever gonna be
There"s still sunrises
out there for us to see

Why don"t we just go and get loaded?

Had my fair share of hard times
Had a hard time making friends
Sometimes I felt like I was a square peg
in a round world I just never fit in

Well, It took a long time for me
to finally find my way
and now I see the truth is
good times are just a beer away
Chorus

Years have passed and Grandma"s gone now
but she"s still always on my mind
She taught me that a man should work hard
She also taught me to have a real good time

It took a long time for me
to learn what Grandma used to say
Make the best of what you"ve got boy
let those dice tumble how they may