Cruise Lyrics

If you've got a l*** for wander and nerves of steel
If you've got a craving for adventure, man I got the deal
If you don't mind roughing it and like to explore
Your ship has just come into shore
Let's go out on a cruise
The air is all conditioned and they've got a lot of food
And if you get annoyed we can have that servant removed
And when we go to shore it's just like a human zoo
On a cruise

You can see natives in their natural habitat
Selling you plastic trinkets and little straw hats
They'll do a thousand year old ritual for the change in your wallet
It has a very spiritual meaning but I think they have forgot it
Let's go out on a cruise
The schedule is efficient and they've got alot of booze
And from your tinted window see the houses of bamboo
And when we go to shore it's just like a human zoo
On a cruise

Flowered shirt men in a steel drum session
Singing Bob Marley songs about white oppression
But the lyrics are changed so as not to offend
Cause when you're on the cruise baby everyone's your friend
Let's go out on a cruise
The air is all conditioned and they've got a lot of food
And if you get annoyed we can have that servant removed
In the end my friend you're just a virus wearing shoes
On a cruise

A virus