So I broke another of the ten commandments
John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
Won't you wear your sacreligeous undergah-arments
And we'll make out like we are seventeen
Won't you tell me just exactly what do my dreams mean
Because I think I saw your face before we met
And I'm living with the legacy of teenage LSD
So tell me that you love me or I'll forget
Now standing here for a lack of moral fibre
I get by with just enough and that's ok
I'd do anything to get my d*** inside her
But that's not what she wants to hear me say
Now John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
I'd say people get together when we are all alone
So send me an instant message if you know what this s*** means
Cos I'm no longer answering the phone
Saying John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
You can teach yourself the miracles at home
Now I got a selfish case of being in a real bad place
WIll someone help me roll away this stone
WIll someone help me roll away this stone
John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
Won't you wear your sacreligeous undergah-arments
And we'll make out like we are seventeen
Won't you tell me just exactly what do my dreams mean
Because I think I saw your face before we met
And I'm living with the legacy of teenage LSD
So tell me that you love me or I'll forget
Now standing here for a lack of moral fibre
I get by with just enough and that's ok
I'd do anything to get my d*** inside her
But that's not what she wants to hear me say
Now John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
I'd say people get together when we are all alone
So send me an instant message if you know what this s*** means
Cos I'm no longer answering the phone
Saying John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
You can teach yourself the miracles at home
Now I got a selfish case of being in a real bad place
WIll someone help me roll away this stone
WIll someone help me roll away this stone