I wanna be a field day for the Sundays
so they can f*** up my life,
embarass my wife,
and leave a bad taste
That striped toothpaste,
can't remove on Monday morning
I wanna be a target for the dailys so they can show
pictures of me, with a nude on page 3
so lacking in taste
touched up near the waste, looking as limp as Monday morning.
touched up near the waste, looking as limp as Monday morning.
so they can f*** up my life,
embarass my wife,
and leave a bad taste
That striped toothpaste,
can't remove on Monday morning
I wanna be a target for the dailys so they can show
pictures of me, with a nude on page 3
so lacking in taste
touched up near the waste, looking as limp as Monday morning.
touched up near the waste, looking as limp as Monday morning.