Owls, everyone is fond of owls
Except for mice and shrews and Simon Cowells
And you know why they come for you
The owls in your dressing room, the owls in your gravy
Even if you hide at sea, there's owls in the navy
Simon Cowell, your days are numbered
Owls will get you while you slumber,
in the night they'll come for you
And tear your crazy legs in two
Cos' you're the king of the beavers, the king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us, and you can't fool owls
The king of the beavers, the king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us, and you can't fool owls
Owls, everyone is fond of owls
Except for mice and shrews and Simon Cowells
And you know why they come for you
The owls in your dressing room, the owls in your gravy
Even if you hide at sea, there's owls in the navy
Simon Cowell, your days are numbered
Owls will get you while you slumber,
in the night they'll come for you
And tear your crazy legs in two
Cos' you're the king of the beavers, the king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us, and you can't fool owls
Except for mice and shrews and Simon Cowells
And you know why they come for you
The owls in your dressing room, the owls in your gravy
Even if you hide at sea, there's owls in the navy
Simon Cowell, your days are numbered
Owls will get you while you slumber,
in the night they'll come for you
And tear your crazy legs in two
Cos' you're the king of the beavers, the king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us, and you can't fool owls
The king of the beavers, the king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us, and you can't fool owls
Owls, everyone is fond of owls
Except for mice and shrews and Simon Cowells
And you know why they come for you
The owls in your dressing room, the owls in your gravy
Even if you hide at sea, there's owls in the navy
Simon Cowell, your days are numbered
Owls will get you while you slumber,
in the night they'll come for you
And tear your crazy legs in two
Cos' you're the king of the beavers, the king of the beavers
You cannot deceive us, and you can't fool owls