One Angry Dwarf Lyrics

September '85 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by christmas I would have
A bad a** mother G.I. Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Yeah
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces
are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my a** good-bye

Don't give me that bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money
made me cry
Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
you'd rather die
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces
are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your T.V. oh
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my a** good-bye

You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry
Now I'm big and important
one angry dwarf
and 200 solemn faces
are you
If you really want to see me
check your papers and your T.V. oh
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my a** good-bye

Kiss my a** kiss my a** good-bye now
Kiss my a** kiss my a** good-bye now

September '85
September '85