Ham Radio Blues Lyrics

Twelve bells all is well
Coast to coast with Art Bell
You can tune us in on the Bakelite
If you're up all night
What a night another late night
Chasing through the corn after strange lights
I've got a cold sweat and clammy feet
It's not a side effect from DDT

Longtime listener wishing you well
Sounded like Elvis but you never can tell
First time caller just got through with the new
Ham radio blues

Shape shifting lizards little green men
Carry out the details of the master plan
They got mental decoders on fishing nets
You can look it up on the Internet
Longtime listener wishing you well
Sounded like Elvis but you never can tell
First time caller just got through with the new
Ham Radio Blues

Dim ethyl hydrate and turpentine
we've got another quack on the wild card line
I think his brain has gone to his head
I picked it up but the line went dead
I picked it up but the line went dead
Longtime listener wishing you well
Sounded like Elvis but you never can tell
First time caller just got through with the new
Ham radio blues

Longtime listener wishing you well
Sounded like Elvis but you never can tell
First time caller just got through with the new
Ham radio blues

Ham radio blues
Ham radio blues
Ham radio blues
Ham radio blues