Secret Service Freedom Fighting U.S.A. Lyrics

Relax ma, ive been in alot more trouble than this before you know
besides theres a way out of every d*** situation
give me a sec and ill go
i can imagine mom sittin in the kitchin screaming
"boil d*** you boil"
it wont by will alone

relax mom it was a g****** joke
how the hell could i have known?
this would have been funny if i hadnt got caught
but i did and there you go.

why in the f*** do i do these things?
i dont know
relax ma, not your fault
at least not yours alone
Im giddy
with all the trouble im in
oh god if i could just get out of this,
i aint gonna push my luck again.

this has got to be the most trouble ive ever been in
or anyone ive ever known,
there better be a way out of this d*** situation
s*** i hope so

the cops at the door prove something
i bet you and i both know
tell em anything you want
but im out the window
and im on my own
im giddy with all the trouble im in
oh god, if i could just get out of this
i aint gonna push my luck again

Ill tell you what
You can take your threats to the end of the line and wait
like everybody else.
im f***** with all the trouble im in
f*** all the trouble im in