Sweaty and Stinky Lyrics

I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube.
There's wine in my navel, there's jam on my b*** (?)
Don't ask me for more, cuz I'm not in the mood.
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube.
I went out last night hoping that I might find
Somethin' or someone to do;
Then I wound up makin' a handsome Jamaican
And his girlfriend, and her girlfriend, too

Now I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube.
His trousers are torn and she's missin' a shoe.
There's a stain on my blanket, I hope it's not poo.
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube.
Now the sun's coming up, but I'm not coming down
And I work in about half an hour.
This acid makes everyone look like a clown,
I guess I should go have a shower

I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube,
It's been a good time but you'd best make your move.
Mom's downstairs cooking breakfast, she wouldn't approve;
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube
and I can't squeeze any more out of the tube
so get the hell out; I don't mean to be rude
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube