C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Lyrics

"C" is for your little c*** when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your r***** that
"I" f*** with my d***
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f****** sick.
"S" is for your s***** a******, clinkers 'round your b**
"T" is for your massive t*** that make me want to c**
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my p****
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f****** sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My f****** b**** are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My f****** b**** are swinging!