Remember the stars,
you loved yesterday?
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crush,
or a face lift gone wrong?
No they're right here in Branson
and singing, this song!
My name is Charo, I shake my maracas.
Remember fool, I was B.A. Barachas.
We're the performers you thought were dead,
like Bonnie Franklin and Adrienne Zmed.
Branson's the place we can always be found.
They took NICK at Night and made it a town.
You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay.
Just don't call me washed up, I do three shows a day.
Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground.
Yes I'm still alive an I'm making my sounds.
vup hi vup hala voop voop.
So sit back, relax, and watch our review!
In Soviet Union, review watches you!
you loved yesterday?
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crush,
or a face lift gone wrong?
No they're right here in Branson
and singing, this song!
My name is Charo, I shake my maracas.
Remember fool, I was B.A. Barachas.
We're the performers you thought were dead,
like Bonnie Franklin and Adrienne Zmed.
Branson's the place we can always be found.
They took NICK at Night and made it a town.
You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay.
Just don't call me washed up, I do three shows a day.
Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground.
Yes I'm still alive an I'm making my sounds.
vup hi vup hala voop voop.
So sit back, relax, and watch our review!
In Soviet Union, review watches you!