The Locust Songtext

New Erections
(2007)
  1. AOTKPTA
  2. The Unwilling...Led by the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For the Ungrateful
  3. Full Frontal Obscurity
  4. Scavenger, Invader
  5. Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel
  6. God Wants Us All to Work in Factories
  7. Book of Bot
  8. Slum Service (Served on the Sly)
  9. Tower of Mammal
Plague Soundscapes
(2003)
  1. Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form
  2. Live From the Russian Compound
  3. Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
  4. Wet Dream War Machine
  5. Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here
  6. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
  7. Teenage Mustache
  8. How to Become a Virgin
  9. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
  10. Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet
  11. File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
  12. Practiced Hatred
  13. Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
  14. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
  15. Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears
  16. Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch
  17. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
  18. Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again
  19. Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes
The Locust
(1998)
  1. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
  2. Brand New Set of Teeth
  3. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
  4. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
  5. Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
  6. The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
  7. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
  8. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
  9. Straight From the Horses Mouth
  10. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
  11. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
  12. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
  13. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
  14. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
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