Uncle Harry Lyrics

Whoa
Uncle Harry p****** in the bath
Whoa, p****** in the bath
Uncle Harry p****** in the bath
Whoa, p****** in the bath again
He lives in a small flat all alone
In the middle of a run down street
Spends most evenings up the pub
Drinking what he earned that week

Harry keeps to himself
Lives a quiet life
No one can remember
When Harry lost his mind

Whoa
Uncle Harry p****** in the bath
Whoa, p****** in the bath
Uncle Harry p****** in the bath
Whoa, p****** in the bath again
Oh Uncle Harry you've done it all again
You're p****** in the bath every now and then
I caught you in the wrong place
I caught you out of line
I tell you not to do it
But you do it all the time
Do it all the time

Whoa
Uncle Harry p****** in the bath
Whoa, p****** in the bath
Uncle Harry p****** in the bath
Whoa, p****** in the bath again
Poor Uncle Harry lost his mind along the way
Poor Uncle Harry happened twenty years today
Comes around to say hello
Little did we know
He's up to his old dirty tricks again
Oh Uncle Harry, you've done it all again

Oh Uncle Harry
We really shouldn't laugh
But every time we turn around
You're p****** in the bath
It's just a silly habit
And we can't help but remind
We tell you not to do it
But you do it all the time