(Spoken): You are interested in the unknown... the unexplainable... that is why you are here.
Can your heart stand the shocking facts about hubcaps over Hollywood?
Look back in angora to the golden age of screen
I'll show you something like you ain't never seen
You'll think your heart's exploding, you'll think your mind has flipped
When you see Mr Lugosi rising from his crypt
(Chorus)
Hats off to Eddie Wood
They say it's bad but it sure feels good
When there's monsters in your neighbourhood
And hubcaps over Hollywood
The super Swedish Angel is as harmless as a kitchen
So hey Vampira, you'd better stop your b******'
You can follow in his footsteps through the ever-changing door
But it sure is hard to find something when you don't know what you're looking for
(Repeat chorus)
Pull the strings!
Rubber octopussy down by the riverside
Atomically mutated by the evil monster's bride
Please make sure the Doctor never shows his face
Can your hearts stand the shocking facts about the plan from outer s***e?
(Repeat chorus)
Hollywood, Hollywood etc (repeat to fade)
Can your heart stand the shocking facts about hubcaps over Hollywood?
Look back in angora to the golden age of screen
I'll show you something like you ain't never seen
You'll think your heart's exploding, you'll think your mind has flipped
When you see Mr Lugosi rising from his crypt
(Chorus)
Hats off to Eddie Wood
They say it's bad but it sure feels good
When there's monsters in your neighbourhood
And hubcaps over Hollywood
The super Swedish Angel is as harmless as a kitchen
So hey Vampira, you'd better stop your b******'
You can follow in his footsteps through the ever-changing door
But it sure is hard to find something when you don't know what you're looking for
(Repeat chorus)
Pull the strings!
Rubber octopussy down by the riverside
Atomically mutated by the evil monster's bride
Please make sure the Doctor never shows his face
Can your hearts stand the shocking facts about the plan from outer s***e?
(Repeat chorus)
Hollywood, Hollywood etc (repeat to fade)