The worst they could do here is fire me.
That wouldn't be so bad.
I left all my unproductive days behind me. Whoa!
Unemployment is the best job I ever had.
I'm feeling blessed on this fine shiny day
Living a life that my government pays
Got onto the wrong path, jumped in the life raft
On my way to shore and yo I'm having me a blast
Big brother keeping tabs like he on watch
Checking in on Sunday mornings, hope ya don't get caught
Cause I, took a little bit of me time
Should I fight or survive, man I cannot decide
Feeling so fine, so I choose me the future
And the girl that's back my back and a good sense of humor
I don't wanna shuffle like the ones that have before
Hit my head against the wall, don't know if I can reform
New administration said to give me more time
Work your noggin if ya wanna or get back to the grind
Meanwhile, we'll do our best to re-access the deficit
Working hard for you because we know you don't have benefits
Anymore, won't ignore, spend time with a centerfold
Delivery for Beefy, stack of money buddy, here ya go
Now go do what you do best and please don't make us regret
The fact that each and every week our system spits out a check
So I guess I gotta represent for country
Cause they were throwing dollars back when nobody would love me
It's a little funny knowing tea party hates me
Spending hours on some signs, while I'm spending at Macy's
I ain't got no time, to super hella blunted
Cause my last album was a little Obama funded
And I gotta lot of guilt built up, about my situation
Knowing I'd be homeless if the idiots vote Sarah Palin
Tell all my friends that I got to leave them.
Tell them I said I'm sorry.
Heading upstate now to get some freedom.
What are we working for anyway?
Ain't you that Beefy from Wired? Well guess what buddy your fired
Log off your compy, come with me, security is required
We never trusted you, so what makes you think that we'll start now
We've been watching you for weeks and writing it all down
And instead of checking in on our investment
Rather kick you too the curb owning a lifetime of resentment
Before you hit the bar, please go talk to H&R
Sign a paper saying you know we don't want you anymore
How you feeling? I'm just kidding man. I do this everyday
Every leader has been fired. What's the thing that Clooney say?
Have yourself a nicer weekend, hope you have a pleasant life
Hope the fact that you got fired doesn't angerfiy the wife
Picking up a knife -- won't alleviate the payments
But I'll feel better if my Expedition puts him in the pavement
Check the bank statement, it's Schaffer's favorite color
I wanna hunt you down and find you and murder your little brother --but..
I think everything's gonna be just fine
Maybe I can focus on the rhyme if I have time
And after one month of feeling life's a disaster
I got that big lump sum, so that I feel like the master
Outlook sunny with a chance of success
Attendance used to be atrocious now who's acing the test?
I got my swagger back, now I love my style
You can try to tear me down, but you can't break this smile
Blight on society? Maybe I guess
But they don't pay their taxes either, don't know what their against
But I digress, don't wanna obsess
I'd rather focus on the girly who is getting undressed
And we can s** all the doubt away
I mean what better way to spend a Saturday
I got laws here to circumvent. Thank you mister President
Tuesday rolls around, I got my check, gonna represent
That wouldn't be so bad.
I left all my unproductive days behind me. Whoa!
Unemployment is the best job I ever had.
I'm feeling blessed on this fine shiny day
Living a life that my government pays
Got onto the wrong path, jumped in the life raft
On my way to shore and yo I'm having me a blast
Big brother keeping tabs like he on watch
Checking in on Sunday mornings, hope ya don't get caught
Cause I, took a little bit of me time
Should I fight or survive, man I cannot decide
Feeling so fine, so I choose me the future
And the girl that's back my back and a good sense of humor
I don't wanna shuffle like the ones that have before
Hit my head against the wall, don't know if I can reform
New administration said to give me more time
Work your noggin if ya wanna or get back to the grind
Meanwhile, we'll do our best to re-access the deficit
Working hard for you because we know you don't have benefits
Anymore, won't ignore, spend time with a centerfold
Delivery for Beefy, stack of money buddy, here ya go
Now go do what you do best and please don't make us regret
The fact that each and every week our system spits out a check
So I guess I gotta represent for country
Cause they were throwing dollars back when nobody would love me
It's a little funny knowing tea party hates me
Spending hours on some signs, while I'm spending at Macy's
I ain't got no time, to super hella blunted
Cause my last album was a little Obama funded
And I gotta lot of guilt built up, about my situation
Knowing I'd be homeless if the idiots vote Sarah Palin
Tell all my friends that I got to leave them.
Tell them I said I'm sorry.
Heading upstate now to get some freedom.
What are we working for anyway?
Ain't you that Beefy from Wired? Well guess what buddy your fired
Log off your compy, come with me, security is required
We never trusted you, so what makes you think that we'll start now
We've been watching you for weeks and writing it all down
And instead of checking in on our investment
Rather kick you too the curb owning a lifetime of resentment
Before you hit the bar, please go talk to H&R
Sign a paper saying you know we don't want you anymore
How you feeling? I'm just kidding man. I do this everyday
Every leader has been fired. What's the thing that Clooney say?
Have yourself a nicer weekend, hope you have a pleasant life
Hope the fact that you got fired doesn't angerfiy the wife
Picking up a knife -- won't alleviate the payments
But I'll feel better if my Expedition puts him in the pavement
Check the bank statement, it's Schaffer's favorite color
I wanna hunt you down and find you and murder your little brother --but..
I think everything's gonna be just fine
Maybe I can focus on the rhyme if I have time
And after one month of feeling life's a disaster
I got that big lump sum, so that I feel like the master
Outlook sunny with a chance of success
Attendance used to be atrocious now who's acing the test?
I got my swagger back, now I love my style
You can try to tear me down, but you can't break this smile
Blight on society? Maybe I guess
But they don't pay their taxes either, don't know what their against
But I digress, don't wanna obsess
I'd rather focus on the girly who is getting undressed
And we can s** all the doubt away
I mean what better way to spend a Saturday
I got laws here to circumvent. Thank you mister President
Tuesday rolls around, I got my check, gonna represent