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The Gyroscopic Lyrics

Lost my job at the opinionory

Co-workin' windbags creatin' drag
Fell behind, you know, coastin'

Easiest money that I ever made

Reincarnated bottle-nosers

Noble creatures of the sea

I threw away a 6-pack ring

That night I had a dream I lost my teeth
All you good people gather 'round

Get inside the gyroscopic

See her spinnin' perpendicular

No reason outside is gonna stop it

Save Ulysses for another day

Give it enough time the experts say
Handful of monkeys with typewriters

Will be found passed out in a limousine

So cheer up, the s**** are comin'

The big orgy just a day away

Wake up with Beatrice in the bushes

Only in horniness will we prevail
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Noble Creatures (2007)