I'm very f****** impatient
and real f****** insensitive, you got that?
(Oh yeah.) Alright then.
Tryin' to tell me I'm insensitive but I fall asleep
So you smack me in the head and then start to weep
When we make love I never let you come
I'm just happy to be getting some
(chorus)
You say I'm insensitive but it just don't phase me
I know you'll never find another to replace me (x2)
So you wanna let me in on all your deepest thoughts
But I'd rather be on the couch with a beer watching football
You snuggle up to me and try to get into the game.
But I won't answer your questions or listen to a word you say.
(chorus)
Rock steady!
Yeah, I got something to say about that.
Girl, I would like to talk to you. (Alright)
Beacause, if you think that I'm the best you can do, (Uh-huh)
Then forget those dreams of true love because all that s***,
That will never come true. (What the f*** you talkin' 'bout?)
But I'd like to thank you and I'm glad we can have this talk.
(Talk, m*********? What you talkin' 'bout?)
Now, get the hell out of here and let me watch my football game.
And bring me some eggs when you come back up in this m***********'...
(f*** you, man! What the f***?
You can't get off sayin' that m***********' s***!)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (repeat ad nauseum)
and real f****** insensitive, you got that?
(Oh yeah.) Alright then.
Tryin' to tell me I'm insensitive but I fall asleep
So you smack me in the head and then start to weep
When we make love I never let you come
I'm just happy to be getting some
(chorus)
You say I'm insensitive but it just don't phase me
I know you'll never find another to replace me (x2)
So you wanna let me in on all your deepest thoughts
But I'd rather be on the couch with a beer watching football
You snuggle up to me and try to get into the game.
But I won't answer your questions or listen to a word you say.
(chorus)
Rock steady!
Yeah, I got something to say about that.
Girl, I would like to talk to you. (Alright)
Beacause, if you think that I'm the best you can do, (Uh-huh)
Then forget those dreams of true love because all that s***,
That will never come true. (What the f*** you talkin' 'bout?)
But I'd like to thank you and I'm glad we can have this talk.
(Talk, m*********? What you talkin' 'bout?)
Now, get the hell out of here and let me watch my football game.
And bring me some eggs when you come back up in this m***********'...
(f*** you, man! What the f***?
You can't get off sayin' that m***********' s***!)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (repeat ad nauseum)