Mudslide Lyrics

This ain't no double entendre
This ain't no euphamism
This is real life
I'm describing a natural disaster
Mudflow
Land mass
Shifting beneath our feet
Houses
Floating on down the street

Debris, wreck and ruin bubbling along like b***er would not melt
Deluge neverending and the rain drops never cease to pelt

Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Neighbours
Thus far I have managed to avoid
Flounder
As they're drawn deep down into the watery void

Gesticulating wildly, but it's awkward so I wave ta-ta
But their distanct cries of anguish play havoc with my cha-cha

Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Somewhere under the mudflow way down low
There lies my dear beloved gazebo

Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide

You know what this is?
It's a f***in' mudslide