All this talk about Adam and Eve
Doesn't make much sense to this old soldier
When people start going ballistic
It's just not cricket
All these words best left unsaid
Shoulda been said
Long time ago no question
When people start firing missiles
That's not tactile
With all these germs about
Feel the hurt, feel the pain
Feel the bad vibrations
All this talk about love and peace
Doesn't make much sense to When people start losing the handle
That's my angle
All this mixed up chemistry
Leaves us feeling cold and empty
When people start causing trouble
Bob's your uncle
Doesn't make much sense to this old soldier
When people start going ballistic
It's just not cricket
All these words best left unsaid
Shoulda been said
Long time ago no question
When people start firing missiles
That's not tactile
With all these germs about
Feel the hurt, feel the pain
Feel the bad vibrations
All this talk about love and peace
Doesn't make much sense to When people start losing the handle
That's my angle
All this mixed up chemistry
Leaves us feeling cold and empty
When people start causing trouble
Bob's your uncle