Terrance: Shut your f****** face uncle f****
You're a c*** sucking a** licking uncle f****
You're an uncle f****, yes its true
Nobody f**** uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your f****** face uncle f****
You're the one that f***** your uncle, uncle f****
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f*** your uncle all day long
(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
f***** f***** uncle f**** uncle f**** f**** f**** f****
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
T & P: Shut your f****** face uncle f**** (Terrance: uncle f****)
T & P: You're a b**** biting b****** uncle f****
Terrance: You're an uncle f**** I must say
Phillip:Well you f***** your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
Uncle f****... thats you
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E f*** you Uncle
f****aaaaa.....
Phillip:Suck my b****
You're a c*** sucking a** licking uncle f****
You're an uncle f****, yes its true
Nobody f**** uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your f****** face uncle f****
You're the one that f***** your uncle, uncle f****
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f*** your uncle all day long
(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
f***** f***** uncle f**** uncle f**** f**** f**** f****
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
T & P: Shut your f****** face uncle f**** (Terrance: uncle f****)
T & P: You're a b**** biting b****** uncle f****
Terrance: You're an uncle f**** I must say
Phillip:Well you f***** your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
Uncle f****... thats you
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E f*** you Uncle
f****aaaaa.....
Phillip:Suck my b****