And so, you get pretty bored
You keep twisting and turning and tossing in your bed
So I called you up when the clock was just about 7
And I said, "would you like to come and watch me,
all through the night"
But she went dumb, dum dum dum dee dee dum
Ready now...
A certain evening on a certain Saturday
I've watched you all the time
I hope you'll undress
Oh can't you get undressed?
I know you get so tired and so easily bored
when you're watching Channel 5
I hope you'll undress
Oh can't you get undressed?
Right in front of me...
And so the doorbell rang and there you stood by the door
And I said, "don't you worry,
the old lady is not coming home for the night"
And so we watched TV
and chatted for hours till it was about midnight
But all this while,
I was thinking of trying to get myself inside of you
But I went dumb, dum dum dum dee dee dum
One more round...
A certain evening on a certain Saturday
I've watched you all the time
I hope you'll undress
Oh can't you get undressed?
I know you get so tired whilst watching TV
and that stupid reality show on Channel 5..
I hope you'll undress
Oh can't you get undressed?
Can't you stay just a little longer
Cos no one comes here and no one wants to hang around
Can't you stay just a little bit longer
Cos no one comes here and no one wants to hang around...
Tu tu tu tu tu
You keep twisting and turning and tossing in your bed
So I called you up when the clock was just about 7
And I said, "would you like to come and watch me,
all through the night"
But she went dumb, dum dum dum dee dee dum
Ready now...
A certain evening on a certain Saturday
I've watched you all the time
I hope you'll undress
Oh can't you get undressed?
I know you get so tired and so easily bored
when you're watching Channel 5
I hope you'll undress
Oh can't you get undressed?
Right in front of me...
And so the doorbell rang and there you stood by the door
And I said, "don't you worry,
the old lady is not coming home for the night"
And so we watched TV
and chatted for hours till it was about midnight
But all this while,
I was thinking of trying to get myself inside of you
But I went dumb, dum dum dum dee dee dum
One more round...
A certain evening on a certain Saturday
I've watched you all the time
I hope you'll undress
Oh can't you get undressed?
I know you get so tired whilst watching TV
and that stupid reality show on Channel 5..
I hope you'll undress
Oh can't you get undressed?
Can't you stay just a little longer
Cos no one comes here and no one wants to hang around
Can't you stay just a little bit longer
Cos no one comes here and no one wants to hang around...
Tu tu tu tu tu