Tiny Japanese Girl Lyrics

Tiny Japanese Girl!
You're my... Tiny Japanese Girl!
Tiny Japanese Girl!
Get out my s*****x, girl!
I need to put my shoes away!
They're gonna get all scuffed and that!
While you're in there, girl?
Doesn't even fit you!
I mean, you're small but you're not a midget, girl!

-Chorus-
then I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me!
I could ride around on a shetland pony and people say:
I'm far away...
Well you are quite small.
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo!
Tiny Japanese Girl, when I'm stood next to you you make me feel so tall!
though I'm just five foot two
It's Like I'm stood on a wall or a really big dog
But It's just that you're small, so there's no need for that dog
Tiny Japanese Girl, I find you perfectly sized
And you fit in small places when you're needing to hide
But don't hide from my love cause it's hunting you down
I know you've got a big heart! I've seen you wheel it around!
-Chorus-
I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me!
I could ride around on a shetland pony and people say:
I'm far away...
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo!
pretty big in Tokyo!
pretty big in Tokyo!
I'm pretty big in Tokyo!