R: I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
J: Is that what they"re saying?
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl,
Unrequited love?
J: Sounds like your soap opera
R: I may cry
J: Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is
J: What frails
What frocks
R: What broads
J: What pearls
What rocks
R: They"re bootiful
J: I"ve never seen such gaiety
R: Neither have I
J: It"s all just too, too risqué really
R: This French champagne
J: Domestic
R + J: So good for the brain
R: That"s what I was gonna say
J: You know you"re a brilliant fellow?
R: Why thank you
J: Pick it up, Jack
Oh please don"t eat the glass, my friend
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche
R: No!
J: Oh, don"t worry, she"s a game girl you know
Got up and finished 4th
R: The kid"s got guts
J: Havin" a nice time?
Grab a line
R: Have you heard that Mimsy Star
J: Oh, what now?
R: She got pinched in the a** to bar
J: Slushed again, ey?
R: She was stoned
J: Well did you evah
R: Nevah
R + J: What a swell party this is
J: Hey check out that a**!
R: Aah, that"s a lovely dress,
Do you think I could talk her out of it?
It"s great
J: Ah, it"s great
R: So grand
J: So grand
R + J: This wo-...-nderland
R: La la......
J: Ladada...
We sing
R: Oh we sing
J: So real
R: So real
J: Like old camembert
R: Old camembert
R + J: Like ba, ba rum
J: Ba ba ba b**
R: Don"t dig that kind of crooning, chum
R + J: Have you heard, it"s in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
A swell party
A swellegant, elegant party this is
J: I drink to your health
R: Naah, let"s drink to your wealth
J: You"re my bon ami
R: Hey, that"s French
J: Liberty
R + J: Fraternity
R + J: Have you heard, it"s in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
A swell party
A swellegant, elegant party this is
You are called the forgotten man
J: Is that what they"re saying?
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl,
Unrequited love?
J: Sounds like your soap opera
R: I may cry
J: Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is
J: What frails
What frocks
R: What broads
J: What pearls
What rocks
R: They"re bootiful
J: I"ve never seen such gaiety
R: Neither have I
J: It"s all just too, too risqué really
R: This French champagne
J: Domestic
R + J: So good for the brain
R: That"s what I was gonna say
J: You know you"re a brilliant fellow?
R: Why thank you
J: Pick it up, Jack
Oh please don"t eat the glass, my friend
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche
R: No!
J: Oh, don"t worry, she"s a game girl you know
Got up and finished 4th
R: The kid"s got guts
J: Havin" a nice time?
Grab a line
R: Have you heard that Mimsy Star
J: Oh, what now?
R: She got pinched in the a** to bar
J: Slushed again, ey?
R: She was stoned
J: Well did you evah
R: Nevah
R + J: What a swell party this is
J: Hey check out that a**!
R: Aah, that"s a lovely dress,
Do you think I could talk her out of it?
It"s great
J: Ah, it"s great
R: So grand
J: So grand
R + J: This wo-...-nderland
R: La la......
J: Ladada...
We sing
R: Oh we sing
J: So real
R: So real
J: Like old camembert
R: Old camembert
R + J: Like ba, ba rum
J: Ba ba ba b**
R: Don"t dig that kind of crooning, chum
R + J: Have you heard, it"s in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
A swell party
A swellegant, elegant party this is
J: I drink to your health
R: Naah, let"s drink to your wealth
J: You"re my bon ami
R: Hey, that"s French
J: Liberty
R + J: Fraternity
R + J: Have you heard, it"s in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
A swell party
A swellegant, elegant party this is