* Who's there? *
* Is anyone there? *
* I see you... *
Chell rises from stasis inside of a glass box,
She isn't greeded by faces, only concrete and clocks,
That's when she first hears GLaDOS, computer that talks,
She's told to leave the little room, but has no shoes and no socks,
She trusted the computer, cause' the voice sounded nice,
So she traveled through the center, and followed all it's advice,
But when she starts tasting blood, she started thinking twice,
It was the first time that she used the handheld portal device,
She put some holes in the walls, and the ceiling then the floor,
It was a weapon to create inner dimensional doors,
Till' the test kept getting harder, and she needed a brake,
That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake!
* Uh-oh, somebody cut the cake! *
[chorus]
All alone and she's wondering, "why?",
She has a bad feeling like she's going to die,
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry,
She never believed the cake is a lie!
* Are you still there? *
GLaDOS had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth,
Chell knew not to expect but to see any proof,
She had a sneaking suspicion that the cake was a spoof,
Yet, she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth,
Three test to finish, she was nearing the end,
She met Companion Cube and they became the best of friends,
But as with anything good this thing was too good to last,
She had to burn her best friend to be allowed to pass,
GLaDOS realized her stirit was far too strong to break,
She had completed all the test and never made a mistake,
Her mouth began to water, her hands started to shake,
She knew it couldn't be much farther, she could almost taste the cake.
[chorus]
All alone and she's wondering, "why?",
She has a bad feeling like she's going to die,
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry,
She never believed the cake is a lie!
* Didn't we have some fun? *
* Is anyone there? *
* I see you... *
Chell rises from stasis inside of a glass box,
She isn't greeded by faces, only concrete and clocks,
That's when she first hears GLaDOS, computer that talks,
She's told to leave the little room, but has no shoes and no socks,
She trusted the computer, cause' the voice sounded nice,
So she traveled through the center, and followed all it's advice,
But when she starts tasting blood, she started thinking twice,
It was the first time that she used the handheld portal device,
She put some holes in the walls, and the ceiling then the floor,
It was a weapon to create inner dimensional doors,
Till' the test kept getting harder, and she needed a brake,
That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake!
* Uh-oh, somebody cut the cake! *
[chorus]
All alone and she's wondering, "why?",
She has a bad feeling like she's going to die,
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry,
She never believed the cake is a lie!
* Are you still there? *
GLaDOS had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth,
Chell knew not to expect but to see any proof,
She had a sneaking suspicion that the cake was a spoof,
Yet, she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth,
Three test to finish, she was nearing the end,
She met Companion Cube and they became the best of friends,
But as with anything good this thing was too good to last,
She had to burn her best friend to be allowed to pass,
GLaDOS realized her stirit was far too strong to break,
She had completed all the test and never made a mistake,
Her mouth began to water, her hands started to shake,
She knew it couldn't be much farther, she could almost taste the cake.
[chorus]
All alone and she's wondering, "why?",
She has a bad feeling like she's going to die,
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry,
She never believed the cake is a lie!
* Didn't we have some fun? *