Wicked d***ie Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a song about an old man.
He had a cow.
He had but one cow, and the cow died.
He loved the cow better than his own child.
When the cow died, getting grieved by the cow was going no milk and b***er.
At home.
So, here come this song.
If you mourn for d***ie, I'll tell you right now
He was an old man and he had but one cow
Over hedges and ditches and fields he had plowed
He ran for his life just to get to his cow

Oh, wicked, wicked d***ie done died
Oh, wicked d***ie done died

If you mourn for d***ie, I'll tell you right now
He was an old man and he had but one cow
Over hedges and ditches and fields he had plowed
He ran for his life just to get to his cow
Oh, wicked d***ie done died
Oh, wicked d***ie done died

When the old man heard that his cow she was dead
over hedges and ditches you see he had fled
Over hedges and ditches and fields that were mown
he ran for his life just to get to his own

Oh, wicked d***ie done died
Oh, wicked d***ie done died
Now I sit down and I eat my dried meal
but I have no milk what to put in my pail
I have no b***er to sop with my bread
now old wicked d***ie is dead

Oh, wicked d***ie done died
Oh, wicked d***ie done died

If you mourn for d***ie, I'll tell you right now
He was an old man and he had but one cow
Over hedges and ditches and fields he had plowed
He ran for his life just to get to his cow