Preschool Tea Party Massacre Songtext

Return to the Bone Concubine
(2007)
  1. Bludgeoned With a Vacuum Cleaner
  2. Alien Rape
  3. I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like
  4. Raped for Two Years
  5. Fast Times at Abu Ghraib
  6. Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater
  7. Baseball Bat Abortion
  8. Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job
  9. Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs
  10. Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose
  11. Umbrella Sodomy
  12. Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight
  13. Underage Girls Gone Wild!
  14. Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family
  15. If You Can't Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust
  16. Your Baby Is Flatter Than a Short Stack at IHOP
  17. Myspace Beat Down
  18. Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan
  19. It Only Gets Worse From Here
  20. I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR
  21. Jesus Was a Scarecrow
  22. Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six
  23. Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
  24. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester
  25. I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying on Al-Qaeda
  26. Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper
  27. Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and Chopped)
Drop It a******!
(2006)
  1. No Way You Live, No Way
  2. Riggs!
  3. Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream?
  4. All Dressed Up and No One to Blow
  5. Lieutenant Mike Harrigan
  6. I'm Gonna Die on a Toilet, Aren't I?
John Denver School of Flight
(2005)
  1. What a Horrible Way to Go Out
  2. Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients for Mass Suicide
  3. HIV Infected Fecal Matter
  4. We Finally Got a Drummer but He's Paralyzed From the Neck Down
  5. Dimebag Is Just Like Selena... Dead
  6. Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies
  7. Thug Mosh Grind Doo
  8. John Denver School of Flight
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