He´s thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
He´s ready to take those fantasies
And make them into something real
And finally do all the things
He´s been dreaming of
He´s joining the c********* club
To not have to pretend he was drunk
When he seduced his roommate on his bunk
He might be bi, he might be gay
But he knows he´s finally ready to say
Some of the things
He´s constantly thinking of
By joining the c********* club
So lick lick lick suck suck suck
Unroll the condoms and f*** f*** f***
Down on your knees, giving good head
Do it on your parents´queen-size bed
In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours
Fantasizing about boys in the showers
Billy was hung, Rick was thick
Daniel had a most upstanding d***
But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love
By joining the c******* club
So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp
Do it though your jaws start to hurt
The taste and feel of a d*** that´s new
Is a fun activity to pursue
He´s thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
He´s finally facing what it means
when another boy causes a lump in your jeans
Taking the plunge
Goin´down for love
He´s joining the c********* club
He´s ready for the c********* club
He´s a member of the c********* club
About being attracted to his own kind
He´s ready to take those fantasies
And make them into something real
And finally do all the things
He´s been dreaming of
He´s joining the c********* club
To not have to pretend he was drunk
When he seduced his roommate on his bunk
He might be bi, he might be gay
But he knows he´s finally ready to say
Some of the things
He´s constantly thinking of
By joining the c********* club
So lick lick lick suck suck suck
Unroll the condoms and f*** f*** f***
Down on your knees, giving good head
Do it on your parents´queen-size bed
In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours
Fantasizing about boys in the showers
Billy was hung, Rick was thick
Daniel had a most upstanding d***
But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love
By joining the c******* club
So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp
Do it though your jaws start to hurt
The taste and feel of a d*** that´s new
Is a fun activity to pursue
He´s thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
He´s finally facing what it means
when another boy causes a lump in your jeans
Taking the plunge
Goin´down for love
He´s joining the c********* club
He´s ready for the c********* club
He´s a member of the c********* club