Now keep this to yourself but
My love plays games with me
I don't mean gin or monopoly
Strings me along like some pet animal or other
Why do I play her game
When she can't even remember my name
Wish I could whistle like the "Big Sleep's" famous lover
Hey there, Bogart could you help me out
Talk to be Bogart what is it all about
Hey there Bogart proud and brave and strong
Talk to me Bogart, what did I do wrong
Help me Bogart if time and s***e allow
Talk to me Bogart what would you do now.
I have to tell you 'bout Chuck
He's indestructible
Well he is six and one half feet tall
And he's witty and pretty and all american, I'm afraid.
She thinks that he's so smart
She doesn't know that she's breaking my heart
Which I could wrastle like Hollywood's favourite renegade
Hey there, Bogart could you help me out
Talk to be Bogart what is it all about
Hey there Bogart proud and brave and strong
Talk to me Bogart, what did I do wrong
Help me Bogart if time and s***e allow
Talk to me Bogart what would you do now.
What did I do wrong help me Bogart
If time and s***e allow
Talk to me Bogart
What would you do now.
My love plays games with me
I don't mean gin or monopoly
Strings me along like some pet animal or other
Why do I play her game
When she can't even remember my name
Wish I could whistle like the "Big Sleep's" famous lover
Hey there, Bogart could you help me out
Talk to be Bogart what is it all about
Hey there Bogart proud and brave and strong
Talk to me Bogart, what did I do wrong
Help me Bogart if time and s***e allow
Talk to me Bogart what would you do now.
I have to tell you 'bout Chuck
He's indestructible
Well he is six and one half feet tall
And he's witty and pretty and all american, I'm afraid.
She thinks that he's so smart
She doesn't know that she's breaking my heart
Which I could wrastle like Hollywood's favourite renegade
Hey there, Bogart could you help me out
Talk to be Bogart what is it all about
Hey there Bogart proud and brave and strong
Talk to me Bogart, what did I do wrong
Help me Bogart if time and s***e allow
Talk to me Bogart what would you do now.
What did I do wrong help me Bogart
If time and s***e allow
Talk to me Bogart
What would you do now.