A friend hooked me up with a blind date
I considered it as a good chance to get laid
I agreed to meet the chick that very same night
And the first impression was quite alright...
But then she started talking... She said she loved the movie 'Blue'
She was into French c**ture from an artistic point of view
Whattafuck?!
I sat there nodding for a while
Drank like a whale and did my best to smile
I tried to pay attention but I was unable
'Cause my c*** was pounding like mad beneath the table
She went on and about new wave c*** like 'Still Point Therapy'
The colour of my aura, the power of the mind, yoga and astrology
She said she was searching for a 'soulmate', Someone that could give her love and feed
her intellect, but all I felt was an instant urgent need
To
f*** her mute - f*** her deaf
f*** her blind - f*** her dead
f*** her skin off - f*** her up
f*** her till her eyeballs pop!
I considered it as a good chance to get laid
I agreed to meet the chick that very same night
And the first impression was quite alright...
But then she started talking... She said she loved the movie 'Blue'
She was into French c**ture from an artistic point of view
Whattafuck?!
I sat there nodding for a while
Drank like a whale and did my best to smile
I tried to pay attention but I was unable
'Cause my c*** was pounding like mad beneath the table
She went on and about new wave c*** like 'Still Point Therapy'
The colour of my aura, the power of the mind, yoga and astrology
She said she was searching for a 'soulmate', Someone that could give her love and feed
her intellect, but all I felt was an instant urgent need
To
f*** her mute - f*** her deaf
f*** her blind - f*** her dead
f*** her skin off - f*** her up
f*** her till her eyeballs pop!