What is the c**tural meaning of coming in an old sock
Have I found my true vocation: bespoke tailor to my c***
Or is it just to dress my deepest naked fantasies in wool
That eco-friendly outfit that's machine rewashable
Or is it crude a**ociation, if the shoe fits wear it?
Well you know what they say about big feet
Or is it Onan The Barbarian saying
'No soft tissue paper can hold me
I'm the woolf dressed as the shepherd leading a fleeced flock of tumescent sheep
To masturbation'
Alone on the stage
But even one-act plays need rehearsal
So look to the lights
Pump, soliloquise
And when crystallised
Apply Persil
Have I found my true vocation: bespoke tailor to my c***
Or is it just to dress my deepest naked fantasies in wool
That eco-friendly outfit that's machine rewashable
Or is it crude a**ociation, if the shoe fits wear it?
Well you know what they say about big feet
Or is it Onan The Barbarian saying
'No soft tissue paper can hold me
I'm the woolf dressed as the shepherd leading a fleeced flock of tumescent sheep
To masturbation'
Alone on the stage
But even one-act plays need rehearsal
So look to the lights
Pump, soliloquise
And when crystallised
Apply Persil