I got an allergy for every pedigree
So I got myself a robot that's Japanese
But yo, he's hard to please
He's always gotta pee
But he nevers sips a drip
This chip is playin' me
The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see
He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams
He plays the ho's
Instead of playing fetch with me
He sniffs the toes of
Tiffany and Stefanie
That brings up Emily
She was my latest squeeze
Robot dog stole that girl
Right out from under me
Sometimes I wonder why
I supply the energy
To my mortal enemy
That should be a best friend to me
Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is f*****' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, m***********
Say, turn him off
Robot dog, turn him off, m***********
Say, turn him off
He never pays the rent
He kicks me out of bed
I'm the p***** submissive
He's the f*****' dominance
And it's been really tense
I'm feiging impotence
I got a robot dog
And haven't gotten any since
All my pals are f*****'
Meloncholy malcontents
From Malcom In The Middle
To Malcom X
He eats filet migon
I'm eating f*****' Alphabits
And the m*********** just left me
The consanants
I hold his leash while
He gets all the compliments
He gets more attention than
A one eyed elephant
He's in the club
I'm in my car
Out of my element
In a Honda Element
Feeling irrelelvent
But it's on like it's Vaugh comma Vince
I wanna be gone like I'm
Jon Favreau havin' a fit
He's surrounded by chicks
Rubbing their D cup t***
I flip the toilet lid
Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids
Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is f*****' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, m***********
Say, turn him off
Robot dog, turn him off, m***********
Say, turn him off
So I got myself a robot that's Japanese
But yo, he's hard to please
He's always gotta pee
But he nevers sips a drip
This chip is playin' me
The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see
He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams
He plays the ho's
Instead of playing fetch with me
He sniffs the toes of
Tiffany and Stefanie
That brings up Emily
She was my latest squeeze
Robot dog stole that girl
Right out from under me
Sometimes I wonder why
I supply the energy
To my mortal enemy
That should be a best friend to me
Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is f*****' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, m***********
Say, turn him off
Robot dog, turn him off, m***********
Say, turn him off
He never pays the rent
He kicks me out of bed
I'm the p***** submissive
He's the f*****' dominance
And it's been really tense
I'm feiging impotence
I got a robot dog
And haven't gotten any since
All my pals are f*****'
Meloncholy malcontents
From Malcom In The Middle
To Malcom X
He eats filet migon
I'm eating f*****' Alphabits
And the m*********** just left me
The consanants
I hold his leash while
He gets all the compliments
He gets more attention than
A one eyed elephant
He's in the club
I'm in my car
Out of my element
In a Honda Element
Feeling irrelelvent
But it's on like it's Vaugh comma Vince
I wanna be gone like I'm
Jon Favreau havin' a fit
He's surrounded by chicks
Rubbing their D cup t***
I flip the toilet lid
Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids
Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is f*****' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, m***********
Say, turn him off
Robot dog, turn him off, m***********
Say, turn him off