I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreenI know it's wrong all day long in a coma
Watching Troma, eating powdered donuts
Got a Big Gulp, always sipping soda
Can't get up even though I am a grownup
I like to read, smoke weed, [throw speed grenades]
Got the c**-de-sac crack, got sticky for days
Got a kid from mississip talking s*** in my ear
I'd ask everybody over but that would be weird
I like HBO shows Deadwood and The Wire
Got all the bounty hunters from [coda-buh-ki]
I got the Lego AT-ATs, Legos really like dust
All I ask is you don't touch my series of busts
But still my exposition is in frankly mint condition
When I get itching, practice being a magician
When I get tore up, but someone's throw up in the kitchen
It's a kitchenette, you can bet that it's b*******
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I start smelling when I'm dwelling in my nerd cave
Gotta bake because I can not get a first date
Spank bank [an eternal case of] worst case
I'm a side b*** dude watch me burst paste
I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor
I know it's weak having to speak dealer passwords
Bagel b***s is my vice also fast food
I don't get at you because I'm in a bad mood
Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due
Got a stack of back issues in the bathroom
Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum
No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreenI know it's wrong all day long in a coma
Watching Troma, eating powdered donuts
Got a Big Gulp, always sipping soda
Can't get up even though I am a grownup
I like to read, smoke weed, [throw speed grenades]
Got the c**-de-sac crack, got sticky for days
Got a kid from mississip talking s*** in my ear
I'd ask everybody over but that would be weird
I like HBO shows Deadwood and The Wire
Got all the bounty hunters from [coda-buh-ki]
I got the Lego AT-ATs, Legos really like dust
All I ask is you don't touch my series of busts
But still my exposition is in frankly mint condition
When I get itching, practice being a magician
When I get tore up, but someone's throw up in the kitchen
It's a kitchenette, you can bet that it's b*******
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I start smelling when I'm dwelling in my nerd cave
Gotta bake because I can not get a first date
Spank bank [an eternal case of] worst case
I'm a side b*** dude watch me burst paste
I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor
I know it's weak having to speak dealer passwords
Bagel b***s is my vice also fast food
I don't get at you because I'm in a bad mood
Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due
Got a stack of back issues in the bathroom
Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum
No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Anti-social with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flatscreen