Well I've been here and I've been there
And I've been almost everywhere
There's not a thing that I can't repair
Cause I'm Stan, yes I am
The odd job man
I'm a tradesman, I know all the tricks
There's not a thing that I can't fix
Beginners use my concrete mix
I'm Stan, yes I am
The odd job man
Well, that's the way to do it
Just be as quick as a flash
Don't hang about, just in and out
And always ask for cash
Any job that you want done
Phone me up cause I'm the one
Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too
I'll do the job
That's right for you
Well, that's the way to do it
Just be as quick as a flash
Don't hang about, just in and out
And always ask for cash
I've never done the same job twice
Listen to me, take my advice
I'll double the work for half the price
The finished job
Will look, looks nice
I've been around and had some fun
There's not a job that I've not done
No unemployment where I'm from
Jack-of-all-trades
Master of none
And I've been almost everywhere
There's not a thing that I can't repair
Cause I'm Stan, yes I am
The odd job man
I'm a tradesman, I know all the tricks
There's not a thing that I can't fix
Beginners use my concrete mix
I'm Stan, yes I am
The odd job man
Well, that's the way to do it
Just be as quick as a flash
Don't hang about, just in and out
And always ask for cash
Any job that you want done
Phone me up cause I'm the one
Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too
I'll do the job
That's right for you
Well, that's the way to do it
Just be as quick as a flash
Don't hang about, just in and out
And always ask for cash
I've never done the same job twice
Listen to me, take my advice
I'll double the work for half the price
The finished job
Will look, looks nice
I've been around and had some fun
There's not a job that I've not done
No unemployment where I'm from
Jack-of-all-trades
Master of none