(Bobby Miller)
Well, if things could talk then I'm sure you'd hear
A lot of things to make you cry my dear
Ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Oh, ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Ain't you glad [glad]
Glad that things don't talk
Now, if shoes could tell where they've been
When you say you've been visiting a friend
Ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
He-he-hey, ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
But ain't you glad [glad]
Glad that shoes don't talk
Now, if doors could tell who's turned the k***
When he's away out on his job
If cars could tell who's been inside
And who's been taking you out for a ride
Ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Oh, ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
But ain't you glad [glad]
Glad that cars don't talk
In a world of trouble I'd be
If things ever told on me
My whole life would be through
'cause I'm guilty, how about you ?
If things ever talk that way
Ain't no telling what they might say
Ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Oh, ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Ain't you glad [glad]
Glad that things don't talk
Well, if things could talk then I'm sure you'd hear
A lot of things to make you cry my dear
Ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Oh, ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Ain't you glad [glad]
Glad that things don't talk
Now, if shoes could tell where they've been
When you say you've been visiting a friend
Ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
He-he-hey, ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
But ain't you glad [glad]
Glad that shoes don't talk
Now, if doors could tell who's turned the k***
When he's away out on his job
If cars could tell who's been inside
And who's been taking you out for a ride
Ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Oh, ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
But ain't you glad [glad]
Glad that cars don't talk
In a world of trouble I'd be
If things ever told on me
My whole life would be through
'cause I'm guilty, how about you ?
If things ever talk that way
Ain't no telling what they might say
Ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Oh, ain't you glad [ain't you glad]
Ain't you glad [glad]
Glad that things don't talk