Oh, he treats me with respect,
He says he loves me all the time,
He calls me 15 times a day,
He likes to make sure that I'm fine,
You know I've never met a man
Who's made me feel quite so secure,
He's not like all them other boys,
They're all so dumb and immature.
There's just one thing
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed you're just no good
it's such a shame!
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise
and it's apparent it's all over.
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean.
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream.
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take,
Yeah, all you do is take.
Oh I lay here in the wet patch
in the middle of the bed,
I'm feeling pretty d*** hard done by,
I spent ages giving head.
Then I remember all the nice things
that you've ever said to me,
maybe I'm just overreacting,
maybe you're the one for me.
There's just one thing
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed you're just no good
its such a shame!
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise
and it's apparent it's all over.
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean.
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream.
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take,
Yeah, all you do is take
He says he loves me all the time,
He calls me 15 times a day,
He likes to make sure that I'm fine,
You know I've never met a man
Who's made me feel quite so secure,
He's not like all them other boys,
They're all so dumb and immature.
There's just one thing
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed you're just no good
it's such a shame!
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise
and it's apparent it's all over.
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean.
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream.
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take,
Yeah, all you do is take.
Oh I lay here in the wet patch
in the middle of the bed,
I'm feeling pretty d*** hard done by,
I spent ages giving head.
Then I remember all the nice things
that you've ever said to me,
maybe I'm just overreacting,
maybe you're the one for me.
There's just one thing
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed you're just no good
its such a shame!
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise
and it's apparent it's all over.
It's not fair
And I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean.
Oh you're supposed to care
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream.
Oh it's not fair
And it's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
Oh you're supposed to care
But all you do is take,
Yeah, all you do is take