Verse 1
I remember back on our very first date
In the back seat of me car
I wanted you to go all the way
But you wouldn't go that far
I wanted you to hold me d***
You wanted to hold me hand
And when I accidentally brushed your t**
I just blew it and come in me pants
Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began
Verse 2
I'll never forget the strain and the sweat
As I fumbled with your gear
A hundred degrees with the windows wound up
So your Mum and Dad couldn't hear
Tryin' me best to unzip your dress
And unhook your bra with one hand
And just when I thought I was doin' all right
I come in me pants again
Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began
Verse 3
Blouses and b***ons and bras and buckles
And 'Stop it, I'm gettin' cold'
First time I've had a t** in me mouth
Since I was nine months old
I had lovers' b**** and you had no idea
Of the pitch of me passion and pain
Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire
I come in me pants again ... oh, s*** ... and again
Verse 4
You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go
And we couldn't seem to agree
You got the giggles and I got the s****
Then you wouldn't talk to me
And when we made up and we started again
Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled:
'What are you two kids up to in there?'
And I s*** in me pants as well
Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began
Verse 5
You hear people say that they'd love to go back
And do things that they did in the past
But if you reckon they were the real good old days
You can go stick 'em right up your a***!
'Cause when I look back how I came and I went
With a tear in me eye I recall
How me, I had a c*** of a night,
But me undies had a ball
Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began
I remember back on our very first date
In the back seat of me car
I wanted you to go all the way
But you wouldn't go that far
I wanted you to hold me d***
You wanted to hold me hand
And when I accidentally brushed your t**
I just blew it and come in me pants
Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began
Verse 2
I'll never forget the strain and the sweat
As I fumbled with your gear
A hundred degrees with the windows wound up
So your Mum and Dad couldn't hear
Tryin' me best to unzip your dress
And unhook your bra with one hand
And just when I thought I was doin' all right
I come in me pants again
Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began
Verse 3
Blouses and b***ons and bras and buckles
And 'Stop it, I'm gettin' cold'
First time I've had a t** in me mouth
Since I was nine months old
I had lovers' b**** and you had no idea
Of the pitch of me passion and pain
Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire
I come in me pants again ... oh, s*** ... and again
Verse 4
You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go
And we couldn't seem to agree
You got the giggles and I got the s****
Then you wouldn't talk to me
And when we made up and we started again
Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled:
'What are you two kids up to in there?'
And I s*** in me pants as well
Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began
Verse 5
You hear people say that they'd love to go back
And do things that they did in the past
But if you reckon they were the real good old days
You can go stick 'em right up your a***!
'Cause when I look back how I came and I went
With a tear in me eye I recall
How me, I had a c*** of a night,
But me undies had a ball
Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began