Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo Songtext

Strange but True
(1998)
  1. Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home
  2. Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play
  3. Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class
  4. Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
  5. Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes
  6. Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese
  7. X-ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient
  8. Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2
  9. Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions
  10. Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President
  11. High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26
  12. Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1
  13. Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats
  14. Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys
  15. Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap
  16. Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
  17. Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future
  18. Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards
  19. Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town
  20. Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills
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