Baby's Making Duck Lyrics

Now Joe got it from Eddie
who said he'd heard from Ned
that Jimmy's got a girl
--she's a big hearted tart--
so he keeps her fetid
while she keeps him fed
And why do you think Johnny's
got a gold ring and new clothes?
He preens and struts
--he's c*** of the walk--
well, go ask Johnny,
I'll bet he knows!

As far as I remember
I've never had much luck
but history will shine my shoes
when Baby's Making Duck.

Sally's down from Allentown
I guess she's been about
Ned says a slap might turn her on
but it could take a tickle
to turn her out.

Now Sheila's got my number
there's ripe fruit on the ground!
Johnny spied her in the girlie shows
and she's been seen kicking
that gong around...
As long as I remember
I've never had much luck
but I will live high on the hog
when baby's making duck

But back home in our nest
she's all mine for the evening
she'll soothe all my cares, fix me something to eat
then she'll pour me a beer, and I'll rub her tired feet
I won't even think once
of motels or back seats
or the stench of the soaps in her bath...
I might be going home soon
that's what a nurse just said
I swear she winked and smiled at me
but Joe says that's all in my head.
Can't wait to see the old home place
and lose these crazy quacks
can't wait to see my dear old mum
gonna squeeze her so hard
I'll break her back

As far as I remember
I've never had much luck
but history will shine my shoes
when baby's making duck.
Then I will live high on the hog
when baby's making duck
Then I will get my biscuits browned
when baby's making duck!