You're Tired but There's More Work to Do
"I'm Starving" "Let's Break for Dinner"
You're Starving but there's No Time to eat
"I need those specs by 8", "Oh Man" "Sorry but its got to be done"
When you need to die but you can't
Reach for the snack treat that dies for you
"Look, snacks!"
CHEESUS!
CHEESUS IS NEW
"Oh My Lord!"
Sacrificing a lunch break?
Do it with cheesus
Whipped up of 39 fundamental vitamins and minerals
Cheesus is the healthy answer
"This is really good!" "Ahuh"
Baked through and through
With enough cheese goodness to resurrect the smallest of appetites in the most bottommost of bottom days
Let cheesus be the martyr so you can work harder
CHEESUS
Delicious enough to please the most decadent roman
These tasty b*** sized crucifixes will make your next party a religious experience
"Its like the body of Christ" "neat huh"
Believe it
"But he didn't have to watch his figure"
AND IT'S FAT FREE
"FAT FREE Give me that back"
So it's no sin giving in to the heavenly taste temptation
YEEEESSSS CHEESUS
The snack treat that dies for you
Snack lovers your prayers have been answered
"Thank you cheesus you're a Godsend"
"I'm Starving" "Let's Break for Dinner"
You're Starving but there's No Time to eat
"I need those specs by 8", "Oh Man" "Sorry but its got to be done"
When you need to die but you can't
Reach for the snack treat that dies for you
"Look, snacks!"
CHEESUS!
CHEESUS IS NEW
"Oh My Lord!"
Sacrificing a lunch break?
Do it with cheesus
Whipped up of 39 fundamental vitamins and minerals
Cheesus is the healthy answer
"This is really good!" "Ahuh"
Baked through and through
With enough cheese goodness to resurrect the smallest of appetites in the most bottommost of bottom days
Let cheesus be the martyr so you can work harder
CHEESUS
Delicious enough to please the most decadent roman
These tasty b*** sized crucifixes will make your next party a religious experience
"Its like the body of Christ" "neat huh"
Believe it
"But he didn't have to watch his figure"
AND IT'S FAT FREE
"FAT FREE Give me that back"
So it's no sin giving in to the heavenly taste temptation
YEEEESSSS CHEESUS
The snack treat that dies for you
Snack lovers your prayers have been answered
"Thank you cheesus you're a Godsend"