She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana
And she feeds herself the same ole c*** she feeds to her iguana
And she won't go to the bar
God forbid that she drive a car
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
[Chorus:]
I get excited when I see her
You better pass me the saltpeter
Like a sailor on shore leave
Like a recent parolee
I want to date her but first bathe her
She always eating echinacea
On her feet are birkenstocks
I guess my head is filled with rocks
Most of her friends are never happy
That is unless they're b******'
She looks down upon my comrades like they're carcinogen
She doesn't know what she's fighting for
Like a modern day conquistador
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
[Chorus]
She doesn't know what she's fighting for
Like a modern day conquistador
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
Even though she's an idiot
[Chorus]
I guess my head is filled with rocks rocks rocks
And she feeds herself the same ole c*** she feeds to her iguana
And she won't go to the bar
God forbid that she drive a car
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
[Chorus:]
I get excited when I see her
You better pass me the saltpeter
Like a sailor on shore leave
Like a recent parolee
I want to date her but first bathe her
She always eating echinacea
On her feet are birkenstocks
I guess my head is filled with rocks
Most of her friends are never happy
That is unless they're b******'
She looks down upon my comrades like they're carcinogen
She doesn't know what she's fighting for
Like a modern day conquistador
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
[Chorus]
She doesn't know what she's fighting for
Like a modern day conquistador
And of course she will protest the war
And even though she's an idiot
Even though she's an idiot
[Chorus]
I guess my head is filled with rocks rocks rocks